Have you guys ever noticed that every good sauce is basically just ketchup or mayo plus some random other ingredient? Cocktail sauce? Ketchup. Tartar sauce? Mayo. Remoulade sauce? Ketchup AND…
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Ring the bell, baby! It’s shrimp time! We become typewriter scientists and Joe introduces us to a brand new type of paranoia. Then we talk about who would replace Joe…
We ponder what makes Light Eggnog “light”. Then, Drew finds the strength within himself to both hate on Superman and rip him off. Cecile wonders what’s really happening on Mars,…
We share subpar Thanksgiving stories and Joe destroys his Dad’s chair. Then we ponder the question, “do we already have the power to grant wishes by ripping our fingernails out…
Mirror mirror on the wall, Joe’s the most pompous of us all. Also, Cecile tells a cute story about ignoring someone’s literal cry for help. Then, we introduce the hot…
Joe gets jazzed on electric rice and buys two cakes made out of shoes or something. Then, we research the relative buoyancy of fingernails and access the power to conjure…
Drew’s obsession with soda covered popcorn reaches its ultimate form and Joe does horrible things to our fingers. Then, Drew tasks us with coming up with a replacement for Pumpkin…
When Cecile is away the boys will desperately attempt to maintain a sense of decorum, but end up talking about dicks anyway. Drew tries to placate the haters with some…
Drewstradamus gives up the game and makes a prediction for the year 2023. Then, Joe gives us a taste of his American accent and Drew takes us to Party City.…